Dirty Christelle

When a girls uses her shit as lube before sex

Guy 1: That bird from pub is a right dirt bag, she tried giving me a Dirty Christelle last night

Guy 2: So what did you do

Guy 1: ....... I let her

by The Walking Lisp April 2, 2020

crysterbate

crysterbating is when girls get really upset about getting broken up with and masturbate while tears are streaming down their face into their cunts and moistening their clitoris.

you're welcome.

Jenny was devastated after Joe dumped her. As she sat on her bed, sobbing uncontrollably, she realized her tears had soaked through her panties, moistening her clitoris into a swollen, tender state. She could no longer control her urges, and began to crysterbate furiously while tears poured down her face.

by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010

Christen

Anoying little shit head that barges into your group when you dont want him to

Oh fuck a christen just came in

by Officer earl November 19, 2019

Dirty Crystelle

when a girl uses a ball of any type to shove up her ass and shit it out in her partners mouth

The Dirty Crystelle is a move that really gets me turned on!

by xxpeachesxx April 16, 2020

Crystelle

A big asshole that will steal your man from you watch out 👀

Rishi being such a crystelle right now

by Suckadixkkjj July 22, 2019

christecular dental hydrophlosion

sucking chris's ballz too much resulting in ballz teeth. surgery required to fix

ballz face dubc christecular dental hydrophlosion"

by jerome87 February 24, 2009

Christed

When a girl you're hitting on tells you she's a Christian.

What happened with that blonde last night?

Got Christed.

Bummer, she had a great rack.

by Shuaman December 15, 2016