Chronic-mike

The King Edgar! Grunts and simple phrases of "Si quema cuh" are often it's mating calls. They are known to rub their fecal matter about their torso as warrior paint. When encountered in the wild, throw a hot dog in the opposite direction of travel and they will follow.

Chronic-mike love hotdogs.

by Ihatem1ke May 4, 2023

Chronic Flatulitis

A doctor diagnosed condition where a person cannot control farts. The condition must be present for more than 6 months in succession and the farts must occur at least 5 times an hour every waking hour of each day.

I was farting all the time so I went to the doctor. She diagnosed me with Chronic Flatulitis.

by IRStinkee March 6, 2019

Chronic Complainer

Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.

Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?

by Sigmicgalaxy February 14, 2019

Chronically Outside

Someone who spends too much time outside, a normie, an extrovert.

Jeremy: Anyone wanna go and play basketball?
Oscar: You are Chronically Outside.

by um skeng bleh September 30, 2022

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Chronic Bionic

The sweetest skunk that is available to man and beast a like.

(Inhale the green) CHONG! Thats the sweetest chronic bionic!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

chronically single

when oneself is either unable to form relationships with the opposite sex or is rejected to the point they just want to be single to stay happy. Many people who are chronically single are either agressive gamers, drug or alcohol abusers, or loners but is not limited to those.

Girl 1: WHtas the deal with that boy? He looks like he could just die but he's at all those parties.

Girl 2: He's chronically single.

Girl 1: Ohhh I see. Poor guy, what could of caused it?

by theColonel94 February 5, 2010