la chriseja

Classy, sassy, funny, seductive. She can keep up with the boys or be the ultimate lady. Kindhearted, but don't take it for weakness, she's a lover and just as much a fighter!! Her circle is small, tight, and she is fiercely loyal and protective of them.

If i got into a barfight, i know my girl

La Chriseja is gonna throw knuckles right beside me!!

by Southernightz December 12, 2016

The christening

When you climax as poop hits the toilet water creating a splash that touches your butthole.

Ethel gave me a blumpkin and I experienced the christening.

by Blessed_mother July 2, 2018

Buffalo Christening

When you’re eating wings and holding a baby, and drip some hot sauce and/or Blue cheese on their head.

I was watching the Bills game and gave the baby a Buffalo Christening

by Painterpeet November 15, 2020

www.chrisevans.com

MCU TikTok star with a passion for editing, Chris Evans, Captain Man, and DILFS. Can be seen often liking her own videos and rewatching them to make herself laugh.

Person 1: Wow! Have you seen www.chrisevans.com's new edit?
Person 2: No, I'll go watch right now!

by chris evans simp July 6, 2021

Andreas Christensen

An amazing and underrated defender that plays for Chelsea and gets less credit cause he plays under the terrorist named Tucheliban. Has no weaknesses and is the best ball playing centre back in premier league history.

Chelsea fan: "Wait, what? Andreas Christensen has 42 clean sheets in his last 52 games? That's insane!"

Man City fan: "Everyone could get those numbers in a seven at the back terrorist system, he would flop playing for Pep's blues."

by Sxne19iv2 is weird November 23, 2021

Mason Christensen

he is the best person in the world and will beat you shit out of you and if you mess with him he will have to take extra time to make sure you don't do it again and if you see one you should treasure him because he is the best thing in the world and has the best thing in the world and it breaks records. he is insane at rapping and knows how to use his thing as if he was a god . if you see a mason you should befriend him at sight and maybe even more

your so lucky to have Mason Christensen

by the true identity finder February 25, 2022

Bobby Christensen

Bobby Christensen has the most rizz of all, he has more rizz than Emil Hansen, he can get any girl that he wants.

Bobby Christensen is the rizz god

by Emil Hansen November 10, 2022