champagne supernova

When taking a shit, and you squeeze out one hard, solid turd, but everything behind it is explosive diarrhea. The solid turd represents the cork of a champagne bottle, and the explosive diarrhea represents the champagne that explodes from the bottle like a star going supernova.

The trifecta is when this occurs while you are in an airplane lavatory, the "Champagne supernova in the sky"

ME: I thought I was going to have a normal, solid shit, but after that first turd, my ass exploded with the hershey squirts.
Friend: Whoah! That is a champagne supernova!

by talkaboutpoop January 8, 2018

Chomping at the bit

The uneducated, totally incorrect way to say champing at the bit

"I was chomping at the bit to get laid"
"It's 'champing at the bit'. You're an idiot and that's why you're not getting laid."

by Bob Sloblaw April 24, 2019

Donkey chomp

When you and a buddy are tag teaming a girl, one getting her from behind while the other getting a blowjob. The guy who is filling the young ladies back end then donkey punches her while your buddies cock is still in her mouth thus resulting in her biting the hell out of his dick.

My bro is so pissed at me because he had to go to the hospital after that slut we were tag teaming donkey chomped him last night.

by Brantera October 14, 2009

chompin

to be filthy, awesome, krispy, legit, savi, and much much more in a better way and way ahead of the curb. to be chompin is to be the coolest motherfucker alive

man, you hear about that guy named denis? shiiiit, ain't nobody be more chompin than him!"

by thisdenisdirty September 7, 2007

chili chomper

a racist slur used to describe Hispanics. Also spelled, "chile chomper."

"Hola, ?Como esta usted?"

"What did you just say to me chili chomper? This is America, so you need to learn to speak American there Pedro."

"!Chupa me pinga gringo!"

by Big Freeze UF April 18, 2008

champaigne room

Where no sex takes place, no matter what a stripper tells you.

"There is no sex in the champaigne room" - Chris Rock

by Rshizzle April 16, 2008

chompage

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010