chimp

a monky an ugly creature often often seen with its banana in its hands

seth looks like a chimp

by the__yeti June 19, 2008

Connecticut Chimp

Verbal and emotional abuse. Tearing someone limb from limb and peeling their face off, like a Lyme-diseased Chimpanzee jacked up on Xanax.

I went all Connecticut Chimp on the barista after she F-ed up my double latte.

by WhiskeyRockARoller March 13, 2009

chimay

filipino slang for domestic helper

Marj just fired her chimay.

by joebrill July 17, 2007

Chimpan-A

A ginger Gibbon, so severely retarded as to be an entire alphabet behind the considerably more intelligent Chimpanzee monkey.

"Look, it's a Chimpan-A. Hi Terry, how's your brain today?"

"oook oook I really like Bob Dylan"

by Captain bumface the turd March 28, 2007

Chimay

Chimay is a very pretty person who is usually very nice and kind always wanting to help others but at the same time have fun and adventure out of the normal

Oh yea I’m friends with chimay

by Chimaymay June 13, 2019

Chimpken head

A beautiful fellatious woman dedicated to one cock.

My baby is a chimpken head not some skank.

by Lucky JD May 2, 2023

Chimpism

A rise in behaviour and attitude, especially in a social environment, which has more in common with a chimp in the wild, than that of a civilized human being.

A tendency towards aggressive resolution of a conflict or disagreement, lacking comprehensive dialogue, a commitment to understanding each other, a willingness to cooperate.

For all the foreboding and warnings in classical literature about the demise of society, noone could have predicted that it is chimpism which would usher in the chaos and inevitably bring the end to society as we know it.

by Aloysius Castle July 29, 2023