child support

another way for a woman to strap on her rubber penis and screw you with no rubber or grease...also see fucked and ruined

Friend 1: "man, my ex-wife just hit me with that damn child support!"

Friend 2: "well...there are always hitmen for hire..."

by intellectual black man March 6, 2008

Woman Child

a woman above the age of 25 that is lazy, usually STILL lives at home, and likes to whine. similar to a man child

"I was just chatting online and found some chick who is 35, lives with her dad, and playes World of warcraft all day"--jim

"wow what a woman child!"--bobby

by errrrrrrrrrrrrr July 10, 2010

Nigger Child

Someone who looks for stuff to complain about.

Rob-"I cant believe you spent 20 dollars on that peice of junk, I would never buy such a hunk of crap."

Jimmy- "Rob stop being such a nigger child."

by IMerkTheBlacks August 14, 2010

Butter-child

Another name for a white person. Lore states that white people were once born in large vats of churning butter in ceremonial settings. These white people were born under the image of the butter god and are hence named children of the butter god or "butter-children"

Don't you find it strange that there's a butter-child at our cookout, Jamal?

by Ngupiteng August 22, 2014

childe tartaglia

the 11th of the fatui harbingers and also the hottest genshin character to ever exist

do you know childe tartaglia?
yeah he's incredibly sexy

by childesimp June 5, 2021

Highlighter child

a 5th grade boy that wears too much neon and blind everyone he walks by.

Yo, that is a highlighter child!!!!!

by Yeetus Mcgeetus May 17, 2020

Crystal Child

Most crystal children were born in the 1990s. These children have taken the psychic and telepathic abilities of the indigos to even greater heights. Spontaneous unconditional love and psychic healing abilities are key traits of these children. Some crystals were born in the 70s and 80s as scouts to see if the world was ready for these extraordinary children.

Crystal children don't fit the mold of the average child.

by therealplayerone April 8, 2019