by infinitejest42 May 15, 2016
Get the Being the Chelsea mug.Chelsea & David they're the perfect couple, they both have been thru a lot of stuff thur life and relationships, but they don't let that effect there relationship with one another.
They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.
They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.
And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.
They love each other and no one will come between them because they love each other more than they've ever loved anyone that they've been in a relationship with and Chelsea is the perfect woman blonde hair blue eyes the perfect body, and David he's tall handsome he's the perfect dark hair man.
They're like barbie and Ken, but kinda like Bonnie & Clyde.
And there love is pure like Noah & Allie's from the Notebook.
That couple over there, must be Chelsea & David they are so in love and happy you can see it all over them and the way they look at each other.
I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚
I'm so jealous of Chelsea & David, not really they deserve each other that's who other couples should look up too. 🖤💚🖤💚
by RealTalkDontHate70 December 27, 2022
Get the Chelsea & David mug.the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 2, 2023
Get the chelsea mudpie mug.A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
by E-Werb & Cdizzle December 12, 2008
Get the Chelsea special mug.quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.
by missmk420 October 20, 2008
Get the Chelsea Handler mug.daughter of bill and hilary clinton - a once really akward girl with frizzy hair. But now she is really pretty...haha
Bob: "hey did you see that akward girl at clinton's inauguration"
Sally: you mean chelsea clinton ew? but now she is really pretty!"
Bob: "mmm...i wonder if she is interested..."
Sally: you mean chelsea clinton ew? but now she is really pretty!"
Bob: "mmm...i wonder if she is interested..."
by A.P. for P. 2020 January 25, 2009
Get the chelsea clinton mug.Perfection, down to the most minute detail. Nothing is more perfect than a Chelsea Pace. Only the luckiest bastard in the world can get one of those.
by youroneandonly92 November 4, 2010
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