The most perfect woman ever. She has the looks and the heart. Holy fuck it’s amazing how hot she is. She is like a rare veiw. I love a chelsea turvey.
by Laurie Siena Shane sand d d October 02, 2019
by infinitejest42 May 07, 2016
the act of taking two pairs of pliers and forcing open a man's urethra. then, the gaping hole is both shat and vomited in, and plugged up with a barrier of boogers. the recipient then urinates the mixture into a willing sexual partner's mouth. originally conceived in chelsea, michigan.
guy #1: hey man, did you hear what happened to kevin?
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
guy #2: no
guy #1: he was disrespectful to his mom so she gave him the old chelsea mudpie treatment and made him do it to his dad
guy #2: classic kevin!
by jdwag59 January 03, 2023
A steaming pile induced by alcohol and thai food. The result is very messy and requires numerous sprays of air freshener to mask its odor. Basking in the aroma of ones own chelsea special for a prolonged period of time may be hazardous to your health. It is recomended never to combine a chelsea special with a hot shower. If this mistake is made, simply saturate with tomato paste. Early symptoms of chelsea special may include rank seepage and/or sprayage and stomach agony.
Dude, I feel a chelsea special approaching!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
I have a feeling this chelsea special is going to be extra DIRT!
by E-Werb & Cdizzle January 09, 2007
quite possibly the funniest woman to ever walk the earth. has hysterical television shows, with even a MORE hysterical nack for writing about her life. Whether is a book dedicated to all of her one night stands, or a book about her drunk and wild antics with her and her friends, chelsea handler is a legend.
by missmk420 September 02, 2008
daughter of bill and hilary clinton - a once really akward girl with frizzy hair. But now she is really pretty...haha
Bob: "hey did you see that akward girl at clinton's inauguration"
Sally: you mean chelsea clinton ew? but now she is really pretty!"
Bob: "mmm...i wonder if she is interested..."
Sally: you mean chelsea clinton ew? but now she is really pretty!"
Bob: "mmm...i wonder if she is interested..."
by A.P. for P. 2020 January 25, 2009
Perfection, down to the most minute detail. Nothing is more perfect than a Chelsea Pace. Only the luckiest bastard in the world can get one of those.
by youroneandonly92 November 04, 2010