Chessy

Damn girl, you fine

Oh God, I think I'm having a heart attack!
Oh no wait, it's just Chessy

by fuwifweoui October 24, 2011

Cheesy Dangle

A unisex word used to describe discharge of any description from the genitals hanging off thier arse hairs. Usually is of a cheesy consistancy and appearance. Not to be confused with a brand of chips.

I haven't showered in 4 days and I found a cheesy dangle.

by ThunLuzzy May 3, 2009

Cheesy Domper

A player, usually in Primary School soccer, where the offside rule doesn't apply, who stands as close to the goalline as possible and does either of two things :-

1. Get his foot onto a shot from a fellow teammate in order to claim the goal

or

2. Hangs around waiting for the ball to rebound off the post or be saved by the 'keeper in order to knock it in from 2 yards.

The most Cheesy of all Dompers is adept at doing both.

See also goal hanging

I wouldn't play with Nigel. He's a bit of a cheesy domper.

by professorrev July 30, 2009

Cheesy bonnet

Rhyming slang, to get "on it" ie get wasted.

Hey man, wanna get cheesy bonnet?

by youwerethere August 27, 2009

Cheesy Immelt

Cheesy Immelt is the hand picked successor to Neutron Jack Welch, former CEO of General Electric (GE). Cheesy tries too hard, is unsubtle, and inauthentic. GE is a house of cards that Cheesy is trying to hold together, despite Neutron Jack's slash and burn policy outcomes at GE. GE is not too big to fail and Cheesy will be at the helm when GE collapses.

Cheesy Immelt is a man servant to Neutron Jack Welch.

by Jim Creamer December 11, 2011

cheesy crust

(noun) The process of lacing you or your partner's penis with Cheeto dust, letting it harden, and eating it off like a dick Dorito shell within the next few hours. Typically practiced in the Philippines and in Italy.

'Susan was wild last night.'
'What'd she do?'
'She gave me a cheesy crust and my dick still smells like cheese after showering.'
'Damn, that's hot.'

by SexSlangOfficial September 14, 2016

Cheesy mouse

2 grams of weed

Oi,we getting a cheesy mouse tonight bruv?

by Cheesy mouse420 October 19, 2018