cheddar pox

When some fat bitch has such bad cellulite on her legs that it looks like a bunch of craters like when someone has pock marks on their face from having bad zits in the past. This is almost a disease like chicken pox.
I saw a hoe wearing a short skirt which revealed an acute case of cheddar pox.
by Phil M June 15, 2004
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mature cheddar head

A mature cheddar head is someone who is very mature but acts really stubborn and stuck-up with it, quite snobby. They are mature in a really boring way with no sense of humour and take everything seriously.
'Sophie told me making fart noises is immature.'
'Don't worry, she's a mature cheddar head with no sense of humour.'
by mousey1306 March 07, 2012
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Wang Cheddar

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A kid who sits in his room and does chemistry alot for me.
Wang Cheddar fought off the evil masses while doing his chem skill builder.
by tom October 06, 2003
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black people cheddar

Small talk among black people. Often used at nephew's birthday parties.
"Hey Jamar how the new jordans"?
"They good I copped em for a steal at the flee market".
"Yo, this is some real black people cheddar right now".
by AmazingBastard June 07, 2018
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White Cheddar Booty

The curdled yogurt booty of an obese White woman who often smells like old socks and mildew.
Kayla: I have an Ohio face and White Cheddar booty straight out of Compton.

Tina: OMG! All the men totally want you!
by TrickyPickle September 24, 2016
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half-clapper top cheddar

colby armstrong said it best on OTR, a hockey term meaning a quick slapshot where the stick is lifted half way, almost like a snap shot, with a quick release which sends the puck in the top section of the net over either of the goaltenders shoulders or glove and blocker
Theres Kesler with a half-clapper top cheddar snipe, Canucks lead 1-0
by Luongos'2ndcoming May 03, 2011
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The Smooth Cheddar Attack

A sexual instance wherein the penetrating party - while in doggie style position- abruptly and unexpectedly dispenses easy cheese into the anus of the recipient while simultaneously having intercourse with the vagina. It is often encouraged to punch the female in the face afterwards as an assertion of dominance.
Hey man wtf I'm tryin to munch on these crackers; where's my easy cheese?

About that yo, you remember Helga? She came over last night and I ended up giving her the smooth cheddar attack, complete with a punch to the face.
by Big chees3 September 19, 2013
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