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Champagne Salad

Champagne Salad is when a man has the chance to condomlessly nut in a girl's vagina without any fear of consequences. ie: a hooker with her tubes tied that just got a clean std screening that day.
Yeah man I totally banged that girl raw last night and had me some Champagne Salad.
by KrustyMcNutLaunch September 8, 2010
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red champagne

Champagne with codeine/promethazine cough syrup in it.
i be sippin red champagne, my niiiyaaa
by Ca$h Flow July 5, 2008
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champagne room

A room.. with champagne!
But there's no sex in the champagne room.
by HOLLii April 10, 2005
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Champaign Breakfast

When you jizz all over someone's cereal or toast
Hey honey, I've made you a Champaign breakfast, it's highly nutritious.
by tinkinkski May 11, 2007
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Champagne Blowjob

When you make a guy or girl drink champagne (or any cold alcohol) so fast, they get drunk and start sucking your dick so soon that they're mouth and tongue are still cold.
Chris - "Hey FiLL! I got Tila drunk so fast she gave me a Champagne Blowjob! It felt like the tip of my dick was gonna get frost bite!"

FiLL - "Fo rizzle??!"

Chris - "Yeah"
by NoX-oF-ThE-FaLL August 13, 2007
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Champagne

How this sparkling, dry, white table wine from the region of Champagne in France should be pronounced.
Champagne said like "Sham-pag-nay"
by Partyhoe May 19, 2017
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Champaign

a town in east central illinois better known as Bubble City. home to the university of illinois. twin city to urbana. sometimes known as Prince Urbana II.

bounded by farmland with lots of cows, corn, and soybeans. inside champaign, there is the mall and all the stores part, some houses, and some parks. don't forget the part with the weinerschnitzel either, or the steak and shakes which were invented in champaign.

reo speedwagon is from Champaign, but so is the band called "Champaign" also bonnie blair that ice skater.
"I finally figured out why they call it Bubble City!"
".... are you serious?"

"No sex in the Champaign room"

"I'm from Champaign"
"what??"
"no not like the drink"
by djscurvy22 February 4, 2010
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