Swedish Chainsaw

When an EMO girl dresser her vagina in razorblades and therefore cuts of the penis when it is inserted.

"Dude, the chick did a swedish chainsaw to me last night!" "Cool story bro"

by lessmills September 25, 2013

Texas Chainsaw

A sex position in a two man one woman threesome where the woman (preferably easy to lift and handle) holds herself up with her hands in a doggy style position and has her legs lifted up under one of the men from behind. The woman is sucking the other guy’s dick but because she’s getting pounded so hard and fast, she continuously chokes on the guys dick, replicating someone revving up a chainsaw.

Ron: Jeremy and I just did the Texas chainsaw on this chick we found in the bar.

Jeremy: Yeah, it was amazing. She was on the verge of tears but she loved every bit of it.

by MackZee July 21, 2018

Chainsaw Wound

Another description for the female genitalia due to frequent intercourse, or cake mashing. Closely related with mud flaps and pussy lips.

Alexis, what the crap is wrong with your pussy? Looks like a chainsaw wound...

by Snaggletooth McClap August 31, 2006

chaislyn

a girl who is such a great singer. she should def go on American Idol. She LOVES baked beans and is literally drop-dead gorgeous. may even say yippee chi o every once in a while. <3

girl 1: woah who is singing?

girl 2: oh, that's just chaislyn.

by anonymousgirlypop August 22, 2020

Alice in Chains

Alternative rock band (or "grunge")prevalent in the mid 90's heavily laden with talent and angst. Very few bands that follow similar styles live up to these virtuosos.

Alice in Chains kicks ass.

by friend of bob May 16, 2004

Chains

Are absolutely intriguing and interesting.

Jenn: Phwee! +Hooks a chain to the collar-like choker she wears+
Jackie: Uh...
Kelsey: Jenn, people are going to think you're someone's bitch. A kinky someone.
Kate: Omfg. xD
Jenn: Eep. Oh well!

by Leiko October 6, 2004

alice in chains

Greatest band ever!

Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Beatles, Zepp... have nuthin on AIC.

by Paul April 2, 2004