“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”
* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
by jldeen February 2, 2018
Get the Fisted a catfishmug. That bish Madison is such a Clinique catfish. If Taylor hadn’t done her makeup, she’d be chilling with her orbiters.
by SigmaChad September 26, 2022
Get the Clinique Catfishmug. Catfish or plural catfishes is the term used for when a person takes up a fake or stolen identity on any online platforms ranging from Facebook to omegle to use for a laugh or a creepy relationship. Catfishes could be a 56 year old man called Kieth with a mortgage and an unhappy marriage or just your average bored teenage boy using it for a laugh
Did you know John was catfished by a pervy old man called Kieth
Or
Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him
Or
Did you know that when John thought he was talking to a fit girl he was actually talking to Bryan from your year who completely Catfished him
by WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE June 22, 2020
Get the Catfishmug. A pathetic human being who, through the use of social media, uses somebody else’s pictures to deceive others into thinking they’re talking to a beautiful person when really they’re talking to an ugly troll. Most likely an old fat guy.
Turns out that sexy Dominican guy I was talking to was really a 50 year old fat guy. Stupid catfish!
by SaltyNutz98 July 21, 2019
Get the Catfishmug. Retrocatfish(ing) is an act in which a person you have met online uses/sends old photos or photos before they went through a noticeable physical change.
This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
This commonly happens on dating websites where people post pictures that are a couple of years old. Maybe a person got a new tattoo a few months ago, but did not update their photos. The most extreme version of this is when someone saves older pictures of themselves to specifically send to people in the present day to make one interested in them; with deceitful intent.
Common example: I was so excited to meet Humberto and touch his curls. It turns out he retro-catfished me and had cut them off a year ago!
Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!
Extreme example: I can't believe Justin would send me a daily retro-catfish snapchat from 4 years ago. He did not look the same at all!
by Avocado-Maniac May 27, 2020
Get the Retro-catfishmug. catfish
by anonymous November 6, 2022
Get the Catfishmug.