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waste case

Someone who is a 'waste,' or achieves nothing and accomplishes nothing. He or she lacks drive, and makes little effort to do anything useful.
1. It's 3 pm and she still has not gotten out of bed, she is such a waste case.

2. He spent all weekend drinking, skipped his classes on Monday, and isn't going to his exam. He is a total waste case.
by starld17 December 18, 2010
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cakesauce

Used to define something that tends to be very easy. Sauce is the suffix. Usually if something is cake it is easy and you just add sauce to it for flavor.
Person 1: Man I owned that test
Person 2: That shit musta been cakesauce.
by PaNzOnE November 11, 2005
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waste case

Someone who is in a perpetual state of drunkenness

or

someone that drinks profusely
Michele is a total waste case.
by Taylor April 10, 2005
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Capesman

a secret society on university campuses that inducts students who exhibit bad ass 'bandit--like qualities and uncanny ability to disappear. the society was first founded on the Sewanee:University of the South campus in 2009. members are indistinguishable around campus and they appear no different to any other college student; however they are actually infinitely cooler and badass than any campus group.

members of the capesman are called 'bandits'. in order to be a bandit, you must have bandit-like qualities and you must survive the induction process, which is known only by active capesman. the president, Ganje, and members reserve the right to kick people out if they do not uphold the values and codes of the capesman.

the order of the capesman throw the best hidden parties on campus.
"oh shit, where did gulley go?? she just disappeared"
"bandit shit yo"

"i woke up in my truck parked next to Walsh-ellet. It was 12 o'clock and people were going to class. what happened last night??"
"dude you bandited away last night. we had no idea"

"you arent a capesman unless i say youre a capesman."

"she disappeared for 5 hours. the cops looked everyone and still couldnt find her."
"dude, what a capesman"
by ganji1234 December 17, 2009
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Case Math

A form of applied math usually learned in college (but outside of the classroom) that involves figuring out just how many beers from a case are rightfully yours. When splitting a case (commonly a 30 beer case of Keystone Light or Busch Light) with friends, one will usually perform a quick mental equation of the portion of the case that belongs to them.

It's been theorized that Case Math is the only form of math that's actually worth two fucks.
Ed: Just picked up a 30 rack! You, Alex, and I are splitting it.

*you and Alex quickly perform some mental case math and both deduce quickly that each guy gets 10 beers*

OR

*Ed is trying to give a girl a beer out of the shared case, in hopes of getting her drunk and hooking up with her.*

Ed: Hey, I'm gonna give this girl a beer from our case, cool?

You: Sure, but that comes out of your beers, me and Alex are still drinking our 10. And you'd better close, too.
by dudebroskihomeboy December 28, 2010
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CafèSex

A person who has sex with cafeteria workers. Their relationship gives them extra food with a extra side of vaginal/seminal juices in a cup or a torn up pink sock in a cup.
Shit he's having cafèsex with the old ass lunch man.
by Josherrr October 30, 2011
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caeser salad

The act of eating out an asshole after cumming inside said asshole.
I gave this girl a caeser salad but it didn't taste very good.
by Bohdar November 14, 2013
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