bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

Mr. Carrot

Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.

Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!

by ItsCritters May 7, 2019

Reverse Carrot

When a ginger person wears all green clothing.

Timothy: Yooo Dawgggg, have you seen what Charles is copping?
Philip: Straight dwn Reverse Carrot bos

by gingergreen August 20, 2011

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

by tenet June 18, 2020

friendship carrot

When two friends with gauged ears shove a baby carrot though their ear holes in an act of friendship

did you see Sarah and Scotty have friendship carrots?

by wowdkffjdjjdekdkcjdhsahsjfkfls December 1, 2019

the carrot peeler

The carrot peeler is when a girl uses teeth during a blowjob, the teeth acting as a carrot peeler. Some girls say guys like it but no guy will say yes.

yo Olivia gave me the carrot peeler, that shit was not right. My dick was raw.

by Kronkaitis May 14, 2014