bandoleer of carrots

Also known as the "bag of crap" this is the most frequently used euphanism for the grab bag of goodies that appears on rare occasion on the popular site woot.

OMFG i missed my blinged out cabbage again! i fear i'll never get my bandoleer of carrots

by AustinBenji March 27, 2007

Carrot God

The almighty being that created the earth from the cold of the silver foil abyss long ago

Guy 1:Dude did you pray to the carrot god today?
Guy 2:I sure did homie
Guy 1:Wanna fuck now?
Guy 2:Sure

by E P I C Despacito69 November 25, 2020

nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit

I bet he pulled a nigga carrot

by Renew is gay February 4, 2020

Reverse Carrot

When a ginger person wears all green clothing.

Timothy: Yooo Dawgggg, have you seen what Charles is copping?
Philip: Straight dwn Reverse Carrot bos

by gingergreen August 20, 2011

Cut Carrot

a circumcised mulla.

mulla: Sharia preaches this, Islam preaches that.
human: hey Cut Carrot, shut your goat-arsed mouth.

by tenet June 18, 2020

buttered carrot

A self lubricated sex toy, most likely a dildo.

Random person 1: I really need a good fuck.
Random person 2: I'll lend you my buttered carrot.
Random person 1: yaaaasss tanks.

by Bitchy Mcbitchenstien October 17, 2015

Mr. Carrot

Mr. Carrot is a demon spawned from hell. Mr. Carrot first appears in the movie Bolt. Mr. Carrot also owns Lake Erie.

Oh my God, Run! It’s Mr. Carrot!

by ItsCritters May 7, 2019