careerblock

1. To intentionally or unintentionally prevent someone from achieving their career goals
2. Any action that prevents someone from achieving their career goals.

Joe careerblocked me by putting up facebook photos of me wasted at the party 2 months ago. Didn't get the job.

by igglyiggly March 30, 2010

cardenated

When someone's friends draw stuff on you (such as penises) or to embarrassing things to you (no not that thing...) and take pictures; then they erase it from your face and make you think nothing happened. Later they show you the pictures in front of everyone, embarrassing the hell out of you.

"Check out these pics, Bro!" - bro 1
"HAHAHA, oh wait, is that me?!" - bro 2
"Yeah, you just got cardenated!" - bro 1

by avecsellers July 1, 2010

Carcereri

The Carcereri is when you are playing Counter-Strike: Global Offensive competitive match and you have to shit really bad. You just can't handle it anymore so you yell into voice chat "GOT TO GO BYE". you then shit yourself in the middle of your chair and run to the washroom and take the meanest shit of your life. So bad that your legs don't function when you are done and fall over into the bathtub.

I Carcereri'd last night

by Topkekedgymeme August 25, 2016

Carter B.

This kids a complete baller dude. He breaks people’s ankles all day. He’s a savage. One thing, if you beat him in a 1v1 he’ll get jealous and kill you and your family!

George: I hate Basketball
Koonce: I wish I was Carter B.

by Ujama May 7, 2018

Carter Lee

Carts the man. The best guy in th world

Carter Lee is the best guy in the world

by Carts_the_man June 7, 2018

career balling

When you achieve the best you will ever do, the peak

ie. in a basketball game, or other sports

Person 1: Damn bro, he's swished 10 three pointers in a row!
Person 2: He's career balling!

by theman034 June 12, 2018

Carter

Seems nice at first but then gets bored of the girl he’s dating so he flirts with others but then gets broken up with and tries to go back. Also usually has a shitty hairline and acme.

Ugh that kid is such a Carter. Yeah he spread my nudes everywhere and then asked me out again.

by YahYeetBeatMyMeat October 10, 2018