Canadian Goose

The scariest thing ever. This mother fuckers will teleport behind you and start biting your shoes they will run away just so they can jump in the air and drop kick you like a cloaker. Canadian Geese will not hesitate to tackle your child.

Kyle: Yo we should go for a walk
Dave: Nah man
Kyle: Why?
Dave: Theres a Canadian goose out there

by SomeDudeFromCanada October 17, 2021

canadian flag

a pride of symbol in canada, also a thing americans use to avoid being yelled at, beaten up, or killed(the movie hostel) in Europe

That asshole above me sucks too much to wear a canadian flag on his backpack.

by johnathan keeks December 6, 2006

Canadian Breakfast

Having a sexual Encounter with a male with only one nut.

"How was sex with Lance, last night"
" Oh pretty good, for a Canadian Breakfast."

by SydSydSyd April 28, 2010

Canadian Sunglasses

The act of putting your nutsack on someones eyes when they are sleeping.

I gave Jane Canadian Sunglasses last night, but she woke up and punched me in the balls.

by dog toy May 12, 2010

The Great Canadian

During sexual intercourse, the man proceeds to take 100% Canadian maple syrup and stick the bottle in his partners anus. Pouring the syrup inside, he then proceeds to slap his partners buttocks with fried pig bacon while constantly saying he is sorry

*Dude, how Canadian is Alex?* *So much that I heard heard he The Great Canadianed his girlfriend last night.*

by The asian invasion December 16, 2014

Fading Canadian

It is when you politely terminate a relationship by making less and less contact with the other part.

How's it going with that broad, eh?
Meh. She's allright, but I think imma pull a Fading Canadian.

by broheme brourgeoise March 1, 2016

danger Canadian

AKA a Canadian Goose or Canada Goose

Large, wild goose species with black head and neck, pretty white cheeks and a white chin strap. Predominately found in Canada or wherever they want to be. Obnoxiously loud and will fuck your shit up if you look at it sideways. Proceed with caution.

Poops everywhere and honks loudly. Prone to violence: do not corner.

I was late for class because a danger Canadian was blocking the campus door.

by Dharma Thorne May 31, 2019