Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

Callum Thomas

A slighty over weight teenager who has a strong fetish for sheep and having is nipples squeezed. During intercoure he sometimes says his mothers name rather than the sheeps.

That Kid over there is a real Callum Thomas

by Tsutto July 10, 2020

Callum Johnson

A man that loves to blow things up e we Ben it they’re are precious to him. And his mother is very fit.

Callum Johnson who has a mother, Paula Johnson has very nice CHEBS.

by Paulas chebs July 20, 2021

callum farrell

This name means you're a sexy looking blonde lad with a a lot of length. Girls thrive over your junk and are unable to resist the urge to suck it.

Callum Farrell's dick is fucking massive mate

by calfaz March 30, 2017

callum taylor

Callum is usually a big headed tattooed man who thinks he is a god.

Oh look there’s a callum taylor. Ugh

by Wooooo102 May 13, 2019

Callum killmartin

the leader of the simps

hey! its the leader of the simps Callum killmartin

by sillywily February 17, 2020

callum aitken

euphemism for the word 'cunt'. In football, must be punished with a red card.

Wow, you're such a Callum Aitken

by BlazeOfGloredcard September 8, 2017