Calandria

An often short state of mind where ones consciousness sits still in time, with no thoughts. A moment where one does not desire or fear anything.

Although most people experience it for a short while in between daily chores, some people stay in Calandria for longer through various sorts of relaxing exercises (meditation/breathing exercises/yoga...).

Person 1: Hey sir, have you been to Calandria?
Person 2: Yes, just this morning! After making myself coffee, I sat down and was there for a minute. I feel great!
Person 1: Calandria is real!

by Tchitan October 4, 2022

Caledonia

Redneck town in Minnesota where mutants come out of.

Damn, that kid from caledonia just ripped the other kid in half.

by RobloxianSavage October 7, 2022

calgender

A term used to define a person who wears quirky fits and slays the day. Want to wear and skirt and striped shirt? Go get it queen!

Person A: Hey, did you see what they are wearing?
Person B: Oh yeah, I think they are calgender.

by DorkyWerewolf April 22, 2023

Clendy

A Clendy is a slur for those who are so unintelligent that they cannot process anything except for sports and women. Usually Clendy's are seen with shorts jackets or horrible sunglasses that they wear indoors. Can describe a straight dude who peaked in high school, or middle school if they're that bad.

"Hey Wendy, get a load of that Clendy over there!" All the girls look over to see a muscular, 6'5" man with a sports coat on.
"Hahah! I bet he plays football!!"

by Nyxisthebest July 1, 2023

Caledonian horse pickle

A horse’s penis that has been stuffed inside haggis for at least 10 minutes and then inserted into another’s chamber and then devoured by a sexual partner.

Man that I really enjoyed that Caledonian horse pickle.

by Wustmayocouncil August 1, 2024

Clend

To shut your eyes.

From the Latin word: Claudendo; which is to be closing.

I’m going to clend so I can sleep.

by e_wasted June 8, 2024

calenmity

A tremendous disaster caused by less-than-positive/peaceable feelings.

A major calAMITY occurred in da AMITYville horror house located near Da Big Apple, though with not so high a degree of calENMITY as was caused by da INFAMY-laden "You're gonna need a bigger boat" ENTITY dat dwelled off da shore of AMITY Island (also in da coastal New York City area, though this town does not exist in real life).

by QuacksO March 1, 2026