John: "Why is there Cum in the hand sanitizer"
Galk: "That's the cafeteria milk they give us, but Bing-Bong decided to put slime in there."
Bing-Bong: "Yeah CUM"
Galk: "That's the cafeteria milk they give us, but Bing-Bong decided to put slime in there."
Bing-Bong: "Yeah CUM"
by Auggie Pullman May 11, 2021
Authur watched as Jess spread her legs, revealing her wet pussy. Jess started to moan, playing with herself, causing Authur's dick to harden. He pulled down his pants and started to jerk off. Soon after he cum(med).
by IDunnoWhatI'mDoing January 21, 2021
by Cloclo08 April 22, 2018
The act of breaking legislation because you somehow believe that you are exempt from the laws in your country.
Hi mate, I've just done a Cummings by driving 270 miles to my rents as the rona legislation does not apply to me. Wow Dom! Did The Ragged haired Idiot specifically exclude you from the rona lockdown?
by DominicCummings May 24, 2020
Cum is the whitish fluid that comes out of the vagina or penis. Cum is formed when one person reaches an orgasm, also called the climax.
Men and Boys: Boys are more likely to cum easier. It doesn't take long. Most of the time, a male's cum is a sticky, hot, fluid that melts into a soft substance.
Women and Girls: Since girls have a more complicated body, it's rarely a girl will cum. If she does, it's a very small amount. Extreme stimulation in the clitoris and vagina will help create more. If a women does cum, it will be more fluid, watery like.
Men and Boys: Boys are more likely to cum easier. It doesn't take long. Most of the time, a male's cum is a sticky, hot, fluid that melts into a soft substance.
Women and Girls: Since girls have a more complicated body, it's rarely a girl will cum. If she does, it's a very small amount. Extreme stimulation in the clitoris and vagina will help create more. If a women does cum, it will be more fluid, watery like.
by BrAcEs&BrOkEnCoNdOms January 04, 2012
(V) ejecting semin
(N) the white stuff that comes out of a man's penis when engaging sexual aactivities.
(N) the white stuff that comes out of a man's penis when engaging sexual aactivities.
Jeff and Sarah were fooling around in her bed room and things got real hot, real fast. Jeff started moving his way down kissing every inch of Sarah's body. He reached her collar bone and she felt herself starting to get wet. She rubbed Jeff's dick. He came way to easily, she was disappointed she must have not known Jeff was a virgin. She ate all of his cum thankful that he was a virgin it tasted kind of like pineapple.
by i-like-sex October 19, 2017
by chris cringle September 01, 2004