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viral chumming

The slow build-up to a frenzy of "published", "grass-roots" media snippets (news items, trailers, seemingly innocuous and random "facts" about people or media) in the run-up to the release of a new movie, song, or other media.
January 2014: Hey, did you read this funny thing about the upcoming Star Wars movies?
August 2014: Woah! Someone captured drone-cam footage of the Millennium Falcon from the new Star Wars movies!
November 2014: Jeezy-Creezy, check out this stolen footage of the new Star Wars movie! It almost looks like viral chumming!
by slaterusa November 9, 2014
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Isaiah Cummins

4ft tall, beast also goes by Chelsyn and Boyishsteww. Eats only fire starter cubes, likes to knock out teeth. Bullies people named Mathew, some suspect he's gay, even Emily Fraimly. Dictator of Arlington. This man hates Nevada (DONT GO THERE). Has a good female impression voice, and lives in a creek. Spends free time building rocket ships while working at vinaigrette. Man has a 20 inch penis, almost as tall as himself. His mount is The Vulcan, and battle cry can pierce ears. He is very maneuverable and fluid, he hails from Zimbabwe, and he is like 0.2% black. He is loyal to his comrades: Henry Jett, Aidan Smith, Gerrald Young, Colin Miedler, etc. You better believe he'll whip your ass in virtual ping pong. Cries until cyberpunk comes out. Heir to the Dan Cummins Dynasty, and will one day end the universe by eating too much bai coconut water, creating a black hole that will swallow the galaxy. The optimal strategy for survival is to become his friend.
Zoe: "Why did Isaiah Cummins just walk in on me in the bathroom!?"

Sammy: Walks into room*
Isaiah: screams*

Obama: "Oh no, defcon 5, Isaiah has enter the upper atmosphere!"
by Superjett November 5, 2020
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Dodge cummins

The baddest and most powerful diesel engine and truck on the road. If you drive Powerstroke or duramax your either gay or.......gay

"If your not first your last"
Pulls up to restaurant in 24valve 5.9 dodge cummins gets out. Ford powerjoke pulls up. " look at that gayfer I bet he has a micro willy"
by y4b0i March 14, 2022
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5.9 cummins

The best diesel engine ever made. Puts the Powerstroke and Duramax to shame.
Man I should have bought a 5.9 cummins instead of a 6.0 powerstroke
by anonymous April 1, 2022
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Cumping

A case of over-information into the particular fantasies of necrophiliacs.

To make:
- 2 necrophiliacs
- 1 female corpse (presumably fresh, unguarded or well defrosted)
- wet wipes
- a coin

Toss the coin to decide who jumps (1) and who swallows (2). Take your posistions at the head and vulva facing ends of the corpse. At a specified time (1) jumps landing on the corpses stomach whilst (2) gets a taste of embalmed natural lubricants. Wet wipes as required depending on squirting credentials of the deceased.
Whilst the fire alarm went off at the morgue yesterday so we went round cumping as many of the cadavers as possible before the fire brigade took their turn.
by owiessegs March 5, 2011
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Cumping

To use spicy memes to stay relevent
A lot of youtubers are cumping these days
by Wangatang420 August 31, 2016
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chumming

(v) the act of sending out a mass text message to members of the opposite sex in the interest of determining your options. Text must be vague enough to apply to large groups but specific enough to elicit a response.
"Are you going out tonight?", Simon feverishly typed into his mobile chumming every woman he knew.
by TGDC December 25, 2007
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