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crusty stomper

A member of the international crackhead militia. Crusty stompers have a tendency to be generally incoherent, overuse emojis online and possess the ability to smoke frankly impressive quantities of crack.
These crust-riddled specimens typically haunt raves, and give the party scene a bad name by causing property damage, sex crimes and fights.
"Yes Yes HaHa Crack is Literally Just A Drug Haters, Relax!!!!!!! Thoughts Are A Big Thing..."
"Oh, Christ... it's a crusty stomper... don't make eye contact or they'll try to make us one with the crust..."
by sixshots April 28, 2020
mugGet the crusty stompermug.

crusty ear

Someone cumming on your ear and you let it dry out
He came on my ear and I let it dry. Now I have a crusty ear
by A Southall May 23, 2018
mugGet the crusty earmug.

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.
Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.
by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015
mugGet the crusty sideburnsmug.

crusty seagull

When you have sex on the beach, and the man gets sand into the woman's vagina and she goes 'AWKKHH!' like a seagull.
Me n Jeff had sex on the beach last night, and he gave me a crusty seagull, the wanker.
by redem17 September 25, 2013
mugGet the crusty seagullmug.

crusty punk

A punk rocker who does not care so much they look like homeless street lurkers and will eat anything derived from anywhere such as discarded food tossed on the ground or left in the trash.

Crusty punks have no care for personal hygiene at all. The reference to being a Crusty Punk is based on them being so dirty they form a crust of filth around themselves.
Example 1:

I was at the Punk Rock gig my buddy went to and this crusty punk picked up a burger someone threw in the street and ate it.

Example 2:
I'm a crusty punk. I could care less where i find food, I will eat it even if it was in the trash.

Example 3:
Young man, I don't care if you like punk rock. You smell like a clothes hamper full of week old gym socks. Take a shower. I am not having a crusty punk living in my house!
by Fractious1 December 15, 2017
mugGet the crusty punkmug.

crusty creamer

The act of when you have late night sex and cum on a girl. She falls asleep and when she wakes up she's got crusty jizz on her face.
I got drunk last night and I gave this girl the crusty creamer.
by Dubble A & J. Roc July 3, 2015
mugGet the crusty creamermug.

crusty glove

A sock previously used for masturbationthat is now hardened from dried cum
Ryan's mom found his crusty glove when she was doing laundry
by Mafrackincrackin October 15, 2015
mugGet the crusty glovemug.

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