cripple wagon

A slang term for the mobility scooter. The term is defined due its most popular user... the cripple, and the phenomenal speeds it can come out with makes it comparable to that of a wagon.

In the late hours of the day, the male OAPs where revving their cripple wagons to try and impress the grannies on their way to bingo.

by zuma revenge November 6, 2011

Cripplelicious

1:a attractive person (sexy,cute,hot, etc.) who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury (MD,CP,paraplegic.etc.)

2:something said or done that is found awesome or hilarious by a person who uses a wheelchair whether manual or electric due to disability or injury

There have been quite a few ladies who I have found him cripplelicious.

Damn, Tim is very cripplelicious!

by Dr. Lucky Lisiado August 5, 2011

crippled goose

An insult/jeer used by friends.

"You're such a crippled goose, Bob."

by Kippers19 April 3, 2016

Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.

"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"

by Aidywady May 25, 2017

Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic

Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

cRIPPLE

A lightcoiner / Crypto noob who is trying to fomo into buying RIPPLE at it's all time high.

"Hey bro do you know where I can buy ripple with credit card or paypal?!"

"Bro do you think I should sell my LTC for Ripple?!"

Oh my God these cRIPPLES are tryna get REKT

RIP

yo bigup satoshi

by synaesthetic April 23, 2018

Crippled

Taylor

Crippled Unable to walk or move properly.

by Suck your mums tits May 25, 2018