by dinkystinker January 28, 2023
Get the Cosmic Blasted mug.Relating to an individual who is physically and romantically attracted to people they can never have a relationship with. (Eg- Celebrities, Fictional characters etc.)
by wordfinder97 August 2, 2022
Get the Cosmic mug.A fart which would start off the multiverse by creating multiple big bangs throughout space itself and If one happens it proceeds to break space time itself until it crashes the simulation without us knowing.
Friend: Hey, you notice the Cosmic fart either God ate nasty Taco Bell or Jesus did.
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
Friend 2: You nasty bitch stfu. You believe in the crap naw it’s all a simulati——-
by Crack Head May 23, 2020
Get the Cosmic Fart mug.An entity/person/thing that is responsible for actively or passively absorbing bad events (or, taking the 'hit') so that good things can happen to others, or so that others can avoid bad things.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
When it happens passively, the Universe is picking on you.
When it happens actively, the unfortunate person is fixing their karma.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a cosmic piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a conmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
by TaoistCat October 4, 2020
Get the Cosmic Piñata mug.A group of people being sent into a situation where they're completely vulnerable, usually without realizing the danger that they're being in, like lambs being brought to slaughter.
Person: "STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"
Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
Person 2: "GET OVER HERE!"
Person (in group): "LEAVE ME ALONE! YOU'RE DRAGGING US TO THIS PLACE LIKE LAMBS TO THE COSMIC SLAUGHTER!"
by Brainless Maniac January 1, 2025
Get the lambs to the cosmic slaughter mug.A cosmic girl is one from another time with a face so pretty it sends the viewer into hyperspace when seen.
*may ask if you’d like to magnetize*
*may ask if you’d like to magnetize*
“she’s just a cosmic girl, from another galaxy, my hearts in zero gravity, She’s from a cosmic world”
“sends me into hyperspace when I see her pretty face”
“sends me into hyperspace when I see her pretty face”
by sock_monkey23 August 22, 2024
Get the cosmic girl mug.Pop rocks in the pee hole of the dicktus while eating her out. Then making a deposit in the bank of cumvahlha pop rocks then jizzm.
As I entered her cumvahlha I groaned and that's when she knew she had only seconds to enjoy the feeling inside before I turned her into a cosmic snatch brownie.
by Secret Squirrel Squirter December 21, 2023
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