The time it takes for an install/download/etc to complete. The download may state "15 minutes" but in computer minutes it's at least 20 or more, depending on the estimated time.
Corey: Alright, torrenting the whole season now.
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
Dylan: Awesome, and in only 40 minutes?
Corey: More like 60 computer minutes.
*group sigh*
by TheVurdmeister July 24, 2011
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A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
A large black girl enters the room as a cuban smokes his cigar in the corner. A ton of Portuguese people are seen running around with their nerf guns. Where did all these white people come from. That black guy is from france, what the hell? A cool tiger enters as his theme song plays. The pride center complains but we shove a dick down their throats.
Santa wants people to sit on his lap and there is not enough space to sit. Free breakfast every other day. But they really hate us.
Commuters Unite.
"Hell the people in the commuter lounge are fucked up."
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
"Sigh, the people in the commuter lounge are watching Jerry again.
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when you have been on the computer for like 8+ hours and your body feels like its sunken into the couch and yours eyes are heavy and blood shot as if you were really stoned.
by Marlind September 12, 2010
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Once my friend broke his minecraft trying to install mods. I told him to send me a windows remote assistance email so I can do the complete process in minutes. Took him 4 hours to send me an email containing "C:\users\joel\documents and settings\appdata\.minecraft\bin"
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
He is a shining example of someone who is computer retarded
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"...AOL just sent me an e-mail trying to get me to switch over from CompuServe... I'm scared shitless... ::locks self up in bomb shelter for 15 years::"
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