wang cloth

A cloth that covers your dick/wang. I.e. underwear
Joe: Why are you getting up, it's mom's funeral!?
Frank: I gotta readjust my wang cloth.
by Wang cloth February 12, 2016
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Clothing Recon

Short for Clothing Reconstruction, recon is the practice of cutting, sewing, ripping, painting or altering pieces of clothing into something else.
I Clothing Recon-ed 3 of my t-shirts into a skirt!
by WittyJules January 23, 2009
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sleepin clothes

Some rad PJ's man
Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"
by Wallpaperisrad January 24, 2017
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Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.
Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.
by timsworld July 19, 2019
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Clothes Call

When you almost poop your pants but get to the bathroom in the nick of time. This is typical for the day after a long night of drinking, chili eating or hot dog eating competition.
Dude that was such a clothes call. I barely got to sit down before I started pooping!
by MoreDumbStuff August 21, 2017
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skimpy clothing

Loosely worn clothing. Often to big or to small. Used as a sexual way. To attracted by showing parts of your body.
Look! I can see that curvy girls boobs because her bikini is is loose! Man do I want to f**k her bad, so bad I'm getting hard just thinking about it! Oh I just love skimpy clothing!
by That hot chick January 27, 2014
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Neomodern clothes

The type of clothes the people in the neomodern movement wear. There are diferent styles but the one thing they have in common is that they differ greatly from modern clothing.

The most popular clothes are togas like those worn by the ancient greeks and romans, and other clothes are of the style that looks like it came right of , "connan the barbaran", and others are what is termed porn clothes or in other words what some people wear in porn films before they take them off.
The one thing that these clothes say is, " I am not part of the modern world".
by Judge dredd7 June 25, 2011
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