Bill Clinton

The first "black president" before Barack Obama. And the pimp of the nation during his presidency. He cared and listened to minorities and the young voices. But most of all, he sure loved the ladies. And the ladies sure loved him back.

Bill Clinton would pimp and tap any ass that moves (Regardless of age or looks).

Except Hillary!

by TheLastFirstborn June 19, 2009

pull a clinton

To get off the hook for something everyone knows you did.

To pull a clinton, for example, "I can't beleive I got off the hook for stealing office supplies, I've pulled a Clinton."

by onlevel.blogspot February 4, 2009

stage 1 clinger

A person of the opposite sex which will not leave you alone, or goes out of their way to make contact with you. No previous sexual relation is required.

Dude, Stacy won't leave me alone after I had to do that project with her, I think I've got a Stage 1 Clinger on my hands.

by Cstaal November 11, 2014

cling on

little pieces of faeculent matter that get caught in hair whilst defaecating. Usually in men with particularly hairy arses.

I took a very relaxing dump, but spent a while cleaning up due to the presence of multiple cling ons that arose.

by wharf May 16, 2006

Clinton Kelly

The hilarious fashion expert and co-host on TLC's What Not to Wear with Stacy London. Most funniest guy you will ever see...EVER! He is openly gay but does not tell people on television.

Person 1 : OMG did you see Clinton Kelly on What Not to Wear?!

Person2: OMG YEAH HE IS SOOO FUNNY!!

by LoveStacy1 May 1, 2010

The Clinton

The act of answering a phone call from either; your parents, your boss, or a member of congress, while receiving oral sex.

Maira: "So last night this guy was eating me out and my mom called"

Beth: "So what did you do?"

Maria: "Answered the phone! The CLINTON BITTTCHHHEZZZ!"

by cyadolly September 23, 2010

Bill Clinton

a man who lied about cheating on his wife

i did not have sexual relations with monica louinski

by Bill Clinton July 30, 2003