The current head of the Mountain Cold Weather Company's elite task force group. He is an omnipotent being that can control Green Sticks with a wave of a finger. He enters his second release form off Jack Daniels and Gin.
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Get the Clayton mug.if you ever get the chance to meet a clayton you will never meet a more honest man. even though he is temporarily homeless and sleeps on his autistic friend’s couch , he will never miss the opportunity to spare a few dollars when you need it. a little long and lanky, he is not cut out for most activities that involve two feet. his pure imagination and creativity make up for his lack of athletic skills. he doesn’t often interact with women (because he is deeply closeted) but when he does they are always left in awe of his devotion to women’s rights and equality. this usually leaves them assuming he’s gay, but it’s okay.
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The “Clayton Keith Award” usually presented at Tabor Academy is given annually to the most gay hockey player of the season. Typically lots of ball juggling, meat gazing, and soapy showers with teammates are characteristics of past winners
The “Clayton Keith Award” is presented annually to the gayest hockey player for exemplary gayness both on and off the ice.
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