Messy Christmas

when one drinks to extreme excess on the christmas holidays. Usualy making an ass of thereselves and puking everywhere

Guy1:"dude whered all of your whiskey go?"
Guy2:"IM A KARAOKE GOD!" *falls over*
Guy1:"Messy Christmas to you too man..."

by OOGIDIBA October 18, 2008

Christmas Card

The act of a woman shoving a man's head between her breasts and shaking them. Originates from an episode of Seinfeld in which Elaine sent out Christmas cards with out knowing her breast had fallen out of her shirt in the picture. George complains that he had never recieved one, and Elaine procedes to give him a Christmas card.

"You want a Christmas Card? I'll give you a Christmas Card...."

by anonymousluser September 10, 2005

christmas chin

That extra chin you get from eating like a pig over the Christmas period.

Demi, I really love your Christmas chin this year. So festive!

by Angry Albanian December 31, 2017

wiener christmas

February 14th, what the women like to think of as Valentines Day

Brad: Isnt this Sunday Valentines Day?
Chad: Bro, no it’s not. As long as you get your girl some chocolate that’s Wiener Christmas

by UrbanOuttiters February 08, 2021

Christmas promise

It's not just a promise. It's a really special promise never to be broken. A promise made by an orphan or an unlucky person with high hopes for a Christmas miracle. Christmas promises can make Christmas miracles.

You can't break a Christmas promise just cause Drake and Josh are in jail for something they do.

by TheUrbanGirlNextDoor December 17, 2014

Christmas Drift

A holiday tradition with early aboriginal roots that is a final farewell/goodbye to the holiday season. Christmas Drift is always celebrated on January 2 and traditionally involves:

-wearing socks you've received as a Christmas gift
-lighting fireworks
-burning of the Christmas tree(s)
-preparing homemade pizza
-doing 'donuts' in an icy parking lot
-eating boxed supermarket cake
-viewing a Will Smith film
-lighting a sparkler before bed as a final farewell to Christmas Drift and the holiday season

Christmas Drift is a joyful occasion but at the same time can also be quite sad as you reflect on previous holiday season, and prepare for the long wait until next Christmas.

I'm sad that Christmas is over, but soon we get to burn the tree on Christmas Drift! Yaaay!

by Kevin Smiley January 03, 2018

Christmas water

a water bottle filled with clear peppermint vodka that you can drink in class without the teachers knowing

we drank Christmas water in the halls

by christmas water ;} February 20, 2018