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The Boston Chopper

A world-renowned magnificent sex act.

Tie your sexual partner, man or woman, to the ceiling using a slip knot. Make sure you use the correct technique during this step, so that the anus (or vagina) is perfectly in line with the man’s erect penis. When the time is right, use a specialized pair of enlonged gardening plyers to snip the rope fastened to the ceiling, thus creating a chain reaction. The man or woman from the ceiling will then come bombarding from above, and if the first step is performed to a tee, the anus will land perfectly onto the penile organ like a horseshoe. WARNING: If done without absolute presicion, this can be fatal to both partners. However, with high risk comes high reward. If this is completed flawlessly, the sensation of both partners will never be topped.
Oh man, you won’t believe me, but I actually got the Boston Chopper last night! Felt so good I thanked her father!
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Chopper

A chopper someone who is a idiot, twat, prick
David: Yo Perry is an absolute chopper
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chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.
Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.
by Mindy Mop Job October 9, 2008
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informal choppers

"Grandpa loves to smile and show off his sparkling informal choppers."
by Ayareyna October 20, 2017
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choppers

kalifa, smiley miley hava a joint or choppers for you
by Dogvideo December 7, 2024
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Jobby Choppers

The stink from the nearby jobby choppers stopped me eating my lunch.
by TeaTea69 January 12, 2020
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Chopper

An AK-47.
Yo go get the chopper so we can spray these fool's.
by Indastreetzwithg August 15, 2022
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