by Diep January 24, 2008
Get the chocolate chinkmug. When a woman completely forgets what is going on around her because chocolate has taken her full and undivided attention off of everything else
One night I was talking to my best friend on skype when my boyfriend brought me chocolate in the driveway... and I experienced chocolate amnesia when I completely forgot I was still on skype with my friend.
by lilymewlis97 October 26, 2011
Get the chocolate amnesiamug. A sexual act where a guy takes his penis (Schwartz, think Spaceballs the Movie) out of a girl's ass and it's covered in feces and procedes to stick it in either her mouth or vagina.
by Sayruh81 April 6, 2011
Get the Chocolate Schwartzmug. by BRYANJUSMC March 7, 2009
Get the Chocolate Rainmug. Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.
Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!
by Skyehi November 19, 2018
Get the Hot chocolate!mug. by welshcaravan May 22, 2014
Get the Chocolate milkshakemug. When a human, animal, or equivalent; excretes fecal matter in a liquid consistency coupled with an intense velocity, whereby the projected substance exits the anus in a displacement resembling a laser of brown tint. Legends tell of green, red, black, blue, as well as the brown chocolate lasers.
The young officer ended his morning run when he suddenly and unexpectadly felt a burning sensation in his bum. When the young officer sat on the toilet he witnessed the "chocolate laser".
by Boxhead for C.T.H October 8, 2004
Get the Chocolate-Lasermug.