Arm Wrestling the One Eyed Purple Headed Champion

1. Using the hands to beat the shit out of and pin down a cock. 2. A legal choke hold maneuver.

"I can't come over right now... I'm arm wrestling the one eyed purple headed champion."

by yukoncornelius April 9, 2003

ming mong world champion rupert beaumont

one who has not yet had sex

J: you loser, ming mong world champion rupert beaumont 45 year old

by marshall banana June 12, 2004

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.

Paddy Cake Was used as Conor Mcgregors nickname by the bully that stuffed him in his locker during middle school. The nickname lives strong in Dublin till this day.

Paddy Cakes - a nickname for UFC Champion Conor Mcgregor in middle-school.
How Conor Mcgregors bully talked to the young ladd in middle school -" Hey Paddycakes get in the fooking locker for fooks sake you bloody cunt "

by UrbanWebsterDic March 17, 2017

Champion Slidin’ It

When someone (typically younger) used to rock retros and Lebrons because their parents used to make sure they stayed fresh and had a whole variety of them to wear back in the day, with the Ralph Lauren and the Tommy Hil. Usually used to be the freshest kid in middle school to junior year. Now shit got real and their parents stopped buying them everything and they realized that they broke af in reality but they still think they got drip so they buy and pair of socks and champion slides (usually black or says “champion” all over them) and that’s all they wear every single day, also usually with a white T shirt and gym shorts.

“Damn, I remember when that boy had all the hoes back in softmore year cause his clothes!”

“Yeah, but his people stopped spoiling him and he realized shit ain’t sweet without mommas money so he started Champion Slidin’ It”

by MakoDollaz October 16, 2019

Pokémon champions

a new Pokémon spinoff about battling

guy 1:you heard about Pokémon champions
guy 2:yeah bro i hope it fixes dexit

by Olaf the urbanite July 25, 2025

Haircut Champion

The first school boy in his year to attempt to attract girls by altering the style/ colour of his hair. Normally resulting in looking ridiculous however the majority of the boys copy him in belief that it may be their only chance.

In the dinning room at school. Gilmour enters with new haircut.

'Whoa - Look at Gilmours hair'

'He's such a haircut champion'

by SuburbanDan November 21, 2011

David Champion

This man is an absolute Champion with 10/10 rizz forbidden rizz the rizzler adolf rizzler

omg its david champion

by Globglogabgalabb March 20, 2023