cash rash

A severe allergic reaction, usually found on the upper thighs or ass cheeks, brought about by any amount of money ‘burning a hole in your pocket.’ The only known cure is to spend every cent of your Welfare check, Social Security check or Paycheck before midnight on payday – no matter what your financial obligations might be. Purchases generally include such low-rent essentials as cigarettes, lottery tickets, liquor, drugs, new release DVDs or CDs. Expenses such as rent, car payments, insurance, clothing or food are not considered to be essentials and therefore are not factored into the equation.

“Ouch! I gotta buy some cigarettes, DVDs and lottery tickets, quick - before I get a cash rash! I had a lot of overtime this week!”

by Politic Ric May 26, 2010

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cash nasty

to steal, take away something in an epic manner. similar to yoink.

dude, did that fucking raccoon cash nasty my Twix?

by xxxdantin January 6, 2019

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Cash

Cash is a dude with a big dick usually hangs with some weird dudes but he is sexy AF. He is a key member of TMG

That dude is half as hot as cash

by Pogue FL April 24, 2020

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James Earl Cash

An awesome song by thrash band Flashheads.

Human 1: (Playing air guitar.)
Human 2: What the hell are you doing?
Human 1: Playing the sick guitar solo from James Earl Cash.
Human 2: JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH JAMES EARL CASH IS A FUCKIN' WRECK! (Mimes playing a drum solo)

by Aaron Georke August 12, 2007

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Cash

A Cash is usually is a guy, he is super sweet and usually a bit shy. He is loving, caring, and the most trustworthy person anyone could ever meet. He will always make you smile and chuckle. If you're in a bad mood, he will always come to the rescue with his hugs and chocolate. He can make any bad situation turn better, ( EX: Loosing your purse ; he'll come over to make sugar cookies with you ) He won't give up at anything and will always compliment you. VERY OPTIMISTIC, he likes to shoot nerf guns and sword fight with his friends. The most trustworthy friend a guy/girl could ask for!

Guy 1: Cash Gay
Guy 2: Yep, Lol

by Raven Bailiff October 10, 2018

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