Gustav Cannon

When you stick a frozen hotdog up your buthole and fart it out.

I’m gonna kidnap you and turn you into a Gustav Cannon.

by Bobby Ugg’s December 1, 2018

Sphincterless Shit Cannon

Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.

Man don't go into the bathroom, Jonathan has been acting like a Sphincterless Shit Cannon.

by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011

nick cannon

A huge dousche. Skinny bastard with a crappy tv show.

One time Nick Cannon made a joke that was almost funny...
just kidding, it was terrible.

by ted12 April 14, 2006

Curry Cannon

Similar to the rice rocket, however, the person driving the vehicle is of middle-eastern descent. The vehicle has gaudy and unnecessary modifications. The driver will typically look something like a brown Fonz. It smells of butter chicken, has an enormous spolier and is normally driven at mach 4. If you hear trance music and you don't see a car around you, there is a curry cannon within 1km of you.

I think the Fonz is following us in that Prelude, must be a curry cannon.

by JohnnyPillPopper April 2, 2009

crip cannon

The "crip cannon" is a Ruger KMK-512 .22(since 22 cal rounds are extremly cheap).
It is the official side arm of the crips (community restoration in progress) in Hanover England.
These are usually supplied to the by the IRA (Irish Republican Army) since most fire arms are illegal in the UK.

Rupert:Yo Reginald I need to get a crip cannon.
Reginald:Ok I'll talk to the IRA lads and see if I can work something out.
Reginald:Ok thanks

by Ron Cassinger September 23, 2005

yogurt cannon

The divice which males posess of which semen is ejaculated through. Also see penis. A.k.a. pleasure pistol.

My girl greatly enjoys my enormous yogurt cannon. Chris was caught peeking at my yogurt cannon in the locker room.

by sykel and zesso May 1, 2005

Gannons Cannon

Gannons big ass dickcock

Shelby - Sheri, what did you do last night?
Sheri- I sucked gannons cannon.
Shelby- really? was it huge?
Sheri - What do you think? its gannons cannon.

by Gannons wife November 3, 2009