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Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.
"Caden is asleep again."

"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"

"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
Caden by anonymous January 12, 2024
This dude has the fucking hugest cock ever I swear when it's in me it feels like it's gonna rip me apart. He's also so hot my name is Nick Chand and holly shit that dude is hot. Also if your with a dude named Caden he will absolutely destroy all your wholes.
-dude have you seen Caden's cock it's huge
- Yeah I swear I measured it with him and it was 9 ft
Caden by Nickgthehotty May 21, 2024
A dirty cuck who loves gargling huge cock
:Hey do you know Caden

:the cuck?
:yeah that guy
Caden by Niggas inc June 18, 2024
Super chill guy that keeps asking Brayden when he will ask Sharon for money.
Caden : Brayden man the fuck up
Caden by cysphinx October 25, 2025

Caden Fail 

When someone makes the simplest mistake when saying goodbye to someone over chat or text.
Person 1 "BYEEEEE"

Person 2 "BYEEEEEEEe"

Person 1 "That was a caden fail"
Caden Fail by grimmmmmm July 8, 2010

Caden Fail 

when someone wants to say something over text or facebook chat in CAPS but the last letter comes out as lower case.
Richard: well i g2g, see you tomorrow.

Lola: BYEEEEEe

Richard: wow BYEEEEEEe <--- total caden fail.
Caden Fail by sldavis44 July 10, 2010