Caden

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A perfect male specimen. He's funny, hot, and has a massive schlong. He can steal your girl anyway without even speaking. He is stronger than superman and as rich as Jeff bezos.

My dream guy is the Caden type.

Caden by fishyomni January 8, 2024

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Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.

"Caden is asleep again."

"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"

"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"

Caden by anonymous January 12, 2024

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This dude has the fucking hugest cock ever I swear when it's in me it feels like it's gonna rip me apart. He's also so hot my name is Nick Chand and holly shit that dude is hot. Also if your with a dude named Caden he will absolutely destroy all your wholes.

-dude have you seen Caden's cock it's huge
- Yeah I swear I measured it with him and it was 9 ft

Caden by Nickgthehotty May 21, 2024