Butcher the Hog

To beat your meat with a piece of sand paper with an auditory hog squeal on climax.

Dude, I caught La Darieus trying to butcher the hog in the bathroom.

by chickenboy May 2, 2018

buttered bread

buttered bread, coffee and you and I'll be fine

fine be I'll and you and coffee, buttered bread

by Krkič April 4, 2019

Butcher Boys

A group of three alpha males who dominate the streets....they are also an emerging boy band.

‘Hey look it’s Noah, Callum and Charles’
Person 2: ‘ you mean the Butcher Boys?’

by ButcherBoy2 January 1, 2020

Buttered balls

To have ones testicles covered in female ejaculate

Bro she was going ham last night riding me reverse cowgirl, I had buttered balls

by Daniel's jack January 11, 2020

Buschemed

BOO-SHEMED

Adjective
broken, damaged or in disrepair

Verb

to accidentally injure, damage or ruin

That car looks pretty buschemed, it needs a new paint job.

I buschemed my toe the other day kicking the curb.

by Realhero July 20, 2020

Butcher's Gust

Westcountry word for a pungeant, meaty, medium-rate fart.

"What the heck is that....did someone open a pack of ham?"

"No Clive, it's just a Butcher's Gust. Sorry mate."

by WillyCravemore September 29, 2020

butcherbird

Definition 1: A songbird that’s actually called a Shrike; found primarily in the Northern Hemisphere that’s a horrific little murder-fuck that impales prey on sharp objects such as thorns, and occasionally on barbed wire which looks totally kick ass. Shrikes are called butcherbirds by either British people or literal troglodytes.

Definition 2: A songbird of the Southern Hemisphere (Australia and places around that general area) that’s like a Shrike but has a longer, slimmer beak and is incredibly vocal. Though not closely related to Shrikes and their only biological relationship is basically just that the both of them are passerines, they also impale prey on sharp objects but to a lesser extent, preferring to just wedge their mutilated prey in the fork of a tree branch, often to the absolute horror of the innocent people that the butcherbird decided to set up camp in’s backyard.

Example 1: “Ahh, what a lovely day on the English countryside... Wait, is that butcherbird impaling that poor dormouse on that blackthorn? Fuckin baller”

Example 2: “Well it’s a bad day to be a Willie Wagtail, the butcherbird’s snagged ‘im!

by Starsparce May 17, 2021