Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Buttering The Vegetable

When you cum on a person in a vegetative state amd smear it on them like butter.

Bro, you think you had a great night? I was buttering the vegetable!

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Butlering

Single handedly Carrying a group to unlikely success with a combination of mental strength, leadership and work ethic.

The way he keeps Butlering this ragtag team of injured has-beens through the playoffs is incredible.

by NotMayorRwood October 10, 2020

Buffling

A huge and muscular organism that is able to speak at least 26 different languages and knows everything there is to know about martial arts. To be accepted and a initiated as a buffling you must devote your life to Christ and your sweet sweet muscles and consume at least 20,000 calories per day except for the hibernation at the beginning of spring). The first every buffling was Big boi bun buns, and he was the inspiration for two really cool guys to become not only bufflings but to start a training camp where they help small men turn into big bufflings.

“Woah Ashton, look at the huge bunny! He’s a big buffling and makes you look like a total small man.”

by 0cho November 13, 2020

Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation

My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.

by BombTBomb March 3, 2021

sufferinghearts

sufferinghearts is a kind tiktoker, that bullies people (jokingly) but doesnt like you<3 xx

Rando:OMG (insert good editor) has the best edits EVER OMG!!
You:Let me see mf
Rando:Ok
You:Nah brah sufferinghearts has the best

by your future gf May 12, 2021

Buttering Up

When a man Cums before sexual intercourse and smeres it all around his dick, using it as natural lube, and is used by men who either don't like the person they are having sex with, or just wants a baby.

*Dude one comes into a room where dude two is mastuebating*
Dude one:bro wtf
Dude two:yoo I'm just "Buttering up" before sex
Dude one: ok. Nice cock doe

by Tiny bit of mayo August 15, 2021