A Head Buffer is the professional title of an individual who is employed to shine the bell end of a cock, which in turn buffs out any imperfections thus earning them the title.
"Man, Thomas is so good at his job, he must be the best Head Buffer around."
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
"Yea he's good but he's not the King Head Buffer"
by sheedballs69 August 17, 2023
Get the Head Buffer mug.A Comfort Buffer is a friend-zoned person who is used as a comfort, for someone who is trying to fix a current / ex relationship. The buffer is simply there to provide friendship comfort and may not continue their friendship if a relationship is fixed.
Nick only keeps Isabel around as a comfort buffer, until he is able to fix his current relationship.
by TheArtofWarr September 23, 2023
Get the Comfort Buffer mug.by thegreatspritzingduck December 10, 2021
Get the Buffer Fat mug.Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.
by olijj February 7, 2022
Get the Shit-Buffer mug.To continuously attempt to initiate an action before it can be initiated, so that it is initiated as soon as it can be (usually in video games).
by kiche35 July 29, 2021
Get the Buffer mug.by crowmechai_ May 17, 2021
Get the Cellular Buffer mug.by HiyoTheNL May 16, 2025
Get the Buffer (geometry dash) mug.