British Teeth

Bad teeth synonomous with the British people, but actually seen in all peoples. Characterized by poor othodonture and caries (decaying teeth).

Dane Cook's description of bad teeth describes British teeth very well:

"If a girl opens her lips and its all *Flingk FlIngK FliNgK FlinGk* if its like a booby trap, I don't like it when you open your mouth and its a battle of epic proportions goin on, and your teeth are all screamin' at each other in there. "I'm a molar, Wisdom tooth! Get the fuck outta my gums. Hi I'm a buck tooth and like to be outside past the lips. I enjoy a nice sea breeze from time to time...Hi I'm the crazy yellow toof that looks like corn. Don't brush me.Don't brush me. I have an image to uphold, don't brush me, I'm yellow."

Synonyms: Picket Fence, Mouth of Horrors

She's a babe, but she needs to keep that mouth closed and those British teeth inside the house.

by Nancy_Drew_Mysterious October 05, 2006

British Smile

any smile exhibiting bad teeth, characterized by poor orthodontia, caries, and other dental maladies stereotypically associated with the British, but actually observed in all peoples globally.

The authenticity of english spy character, austin powers, was sacrificed in the movie sequel when he lost his british smile.

by T. Emerson Coleman November 24, 2007

british accent

the most annoying accents in the world are british accents. they sound so posh, like a snooty stuck-up rich person.
or other times they sound really really weird, like an alien that had it's nose chopped off and it's tounge
sliced in half.

it's really annoying!

that voice, it sounds so posh, do you have a british accent?

by OrangeBurrito February 04, 2016

british porn

a type of porn in which there is no sexual activity/intercourse going on.

King george: you know mariam we could have a sexual intercourse right now.

Mariam: oh yes we could.

King george: but lets not.
this is british porn.

by dilbaid2 April 25, 2009

British Torture

A form of torture administered by the British by forcing the victim to watch reruns of the Benny Hill Show until he submits. By world standards, this is considered to be a cruel and brutal form of torture.

The captured spy confessed to international espionage after receiving 40 minutes of British torture.

by Maxwell November 08, 2004

British Leafblower

An attempt at oral in which the male or female on the giving end takes the slang "Blowjob" a bit too serious and, well, blows on your dick/vag. Usually done by those new to either oral or sexual intercourse as a whole, and ends up with a tickling feeling of air around one's nuts or clitoris, as well as a tremendous amount of slobber. Named after the leafblowing tool as well as the British's known lack of sexual intercourse, one shouldn't guilt a virgin too much for doing something of this sort on their first attempt.

Dude 1: "Mate, how was Tiffany's lips feel on yer cock?"
Dude 2: "Naaah mate she a British Leafblower. Slobbered all over m'dick."

by Synder January 25, 2017

British Pants

When you get menstrual period on your pants, they become "bloody pants", the British equivalent to "effing pants".

"Here, you can borrow these pajama pants."
"Oh no, those are British pants. I can still see the stain."

by RachelDC March 15, 2010