Brett Clarke Roofcare

Someone who, 1. Buys products off you and does not pay despite promises. 2. Charges very high prices to customers for work that should cost a fraction of the price. 3. Should not be a roofer. 4. Gives roofers a bad name.

Brett Clarke Roofcare: Can I have some materials and promise to bring the money in next week?

and... Hello Mr and Mrs OAP your roof will cost you £8000

by Iwantmymoneyback December 12, 2010

Brett Effect

When one focuses on all the little misfortunes in day-to-day life, misfortunes that should be dismissed, all day long which causes you turn into a bitchy douchebag. It is most common for one to bitch about plans not consisting of exactly what they want them to.

T: "I was out with B all day and he shot down everything I wanted to do so we could go do what he wanted"
A: "Ahh, the Brett Effect"

by C17H21NO August 1, 2011

Brett Favre

Simultaneously being the best and worst at something.

Brett Favre holds the record for the most touchdowns ever, but also holds the record for the most interceptions. Loser.

by foxch October 8, 2009

brett burke

possibly the sexiest boy known to earth always making people laugh by using his whit

Lydia : oh my god i wish i was more like brett burke
jake : dont we all

by john edwards pants October 14, 2008

Brett Kavanaugh

The Jerry Sandusky to Donald Trump's Joe Paterno

Only an equally disgusting and sexually devious creature would defend someone like Brett Kavanaugh

by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

Brett Favre

The act of sending a dick pic through a text.

Sarah: I just got a Brett Favre from Josh!

Alex: What the hell are you talking about?

Sarah: He sent me a picture of his dick like Brett Favre did!!

by frat_star October 26, 2010

Brett Favre

An unsolicited picture of your penis sent via text or email

1. I sent her my "Brett Favre" and she loved it!

2. I iphoned her my "Brett Favre" and she totally slapped me with a restarining order

by Onizen January 18, 2011