brainstew

1) Good ideas become even better when you set them on a backburner and ignore them until they just won't stand for it anymore. Delicious.

2) Mummy soup. Popular in late Victorian Egyptologist circles. Generally a side dish. Delicious.

Oy guv'ner, be a lad and pass a sup of brain stew, wot?

by B. March 13, 2005

BABY BRAINS

When a man cups his thumb and forefinger around the top of his testicles (up toward the choder aka taint). He then applies a gentle amount of pressure to make the testicles bulge. When you look at it just right- the "seam" that separates his left and right testicle makes his gonads look like a palm-sized brain. Hence the term "Baby (for small) Brains."

Tom: "Gosh Bob is really drunk."
Paul: "I know, I hope he doesn't take his pants off again."
Tom: "That guy gets fruiter the more he drinks."
<enter naked Bob>
"Hah hah! Look guys... <sqeezes his nuts> BABY BRAINS!!"
Tom & Paul: "Ah, man not again. Put your pants back on homo, and grab us a beer."

by JemIsJerrica September 25, 2009

brainsqueeze

Brainsqueezing is the hobby of a runt. When runts are bored they find it necessary to torment people (especially peachy) by brainsqueezing helpless victims. The way this is done is by placing both hands on either sode of the victims head and squeezing away like there is no tomorrow. This results in pain for the victim and causes them to yell out and be sent out of biology by the late great 'Mr Newman'. The word brain squeeze originates from 2 words; brain and squeeze.

1. Hey look Raphaelues Noethesus, here comes peachy! - Lets brainsqueeze him!

2. peachy - Ow!!! Holy FUCK that brainsquueze hurt!

by Doronellius Portnoilithus June 4, 2004

Burst my head/ brains

A phrase used to express great disbelief, shock, excitement, surprise or any heightened emotions.

"Bro, these Jordans are so fucking mad!! BURST MY HEAD/ BRAINS"

by cAsted November 8, 2017

brains

The control center of most living organisms. Usually located in the head area.

That picture of an old man in a bathtub smearing feces all over himself hurts my brains.

by onethinwallaway February 19, 2005

monkey brains

Alternate name for Chocolate-covered cherry cordials. So named due to the white goopy fluid residing between the choolate shell and the cherry. As you take a bite, the chocolate looks like a monkey's skull, the goop resembles brain matter and the cherry appears to be a gigantic brain aneurysm.

Hot damn, Grandma gave me another box of monkey brains for Christmas!

by BeerLovinGuy February 13, 2004

blow my brains out

wanking furiously

blow my brains out is a phrase used when you wank so hard that your brain EXPLODES EVERYWHERE FROM EUPHORIA

by eatingrice May 4, 2015