Mark Boardman

the one and only milf from the hit band lovejoy, sure he’s ginger but that doesn’t take away from his milfing power

“did you see that Mark boardman from the hit band lovejoy, he’s everyone’s favourite milf”

by Neo_535 May 4, 2023

test drive the ironing board

To reinterview for your current job with an outsourcing company.

After our department got sold out to the contractors I had to test drive the ironing board just to keep my job at a lower pay.

by dfn_doe & Katbot April 12, 2004

focus a board

Snapping your skateboard deck usually from stomping on it

Can be done in extreme cases of celebration or anger

Yo if you land this kickflip right now I swear I'll focus a board

by Skating trichome February 18, 2018

Key-nwah board

When you get quinoa grains stuck under the keys of your keyboard eventually making them unusable.

I have to take my laptop to get repaired cause my key-nwah board is fucked.

by BC4C October 26, 2018

doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.

I get off “doing the ouija board.”

by Amolly March 15, 2020

I am board

You were so so so board you searched this up

You: I was so board I went to urban dictionary and searched up I am board

Me: you are really board

by KKTM100 January 30, 2022

carrom board

1) Tabletop game, similar in mechanics to billiards, (pool) and shuffleboard.

2) A flat chested woman, with small or no breasts.

2) She's got no boobs man!
We could play carrom on them
Carrom Board

by Fas January 24, 2007