rita bowling

A wonderful, smart, adorable person whom I love and live for.

Rita is a wonderful, smart, adorable person.

by Niles January 19, 2004

bowlingball grip

when you take your middle and ring finger and place in the vagina and then place your thumb in the rectum

dude i gave her the bowlingball grip, two in the pink one in the stink

by fatboy one April 24, 2006

bailing out the canoe

a great way to describe a woman peeing

My wife refuses to drink beer. More than one and she's bailing out the canoe every 10 minutes.

by Troy McGinty November 2, 2007

human bowling

a game most fun while high or drunk where you get in a wagon at the top of a really big hill. then you put garbage cans at the bottom of the hill. you are the ball the cans are the pins. knock as many of them down as possible and you win cuz ur amazing

man i broke my tooth human bowling. it was fucking awsome

by your my bitch August 31, 2005

bowling ball grip

Similar to the shocker (two in the pink one in the stink) but instead of the pinky the thumb is inserted into the girls butthole.

"I'll give her the bowling ball grip, 2 in the pink 1 in the stink." - T-Dawg

by Ryer06 April 13, 2006

bowling for soup

(v) A makeshift mockery of bowling, using soup cans for bowling pins and anything but a bowling ball for a bowling ball.

Person No.1, "Wanna go bowling!?"
Person No.2, "Yeah!"
Person No.1,"Got any money?!"
Person No.2,"No."
Person No.1,"Hmmm... Well lets go bowling for soup."

by Jebudiah Springsteen July 2, 2008

Bollinger

To invite-and-insult your guest. To go Bollinger or pull a Bollinger is to do what Columbia President Lee Bollinger did when introducing Iranian President Ahmedinejad. Bollinger shed any trace scholarly integrity and went on an emotional tirade, denouncing the democratically elected Ahmedinejad as a "petty and cruel dictator."

With all due respect, Mr. President, I can handle my own introduction if you plan to go Bollinger on me.

by El Oaxuco October 10, 2007