Blapped

Intoxicated with alcohol, occasionally used for other drugs like marijuana etc.

"I was so blapped at the party last night!"

by T.Z. January 27, 2008

blumpken

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

blippy

When you are jumpy or excited or very nervous.

Sarah was very "blippy" for her audition.
I'm so "blippy" for the fair.

by Riley may August 3, 2016

Blumper Decker

A variation of the Blumpkin; getting a blowjob while giving an Upper Decker.

Yo man, I met this girl at this doucher's house and took her in the bathroom and got into an amazing Blumper Decker. That girl gives a great hummer and that doucher's bathroom is gonna smell like shit for weeks!

by E-Nasty February 26, 2010

Blumpalingus

The practice by which a person enacts the process of cunalingus whilst the receiver passes a stool on the toilet.

Derrick likes giving Sara blumpalingus.

by lock & lock March 22, 2011

blump

The word blump is a word describing something that is really boring, bland or just stupid.

Man... today has been such a blump day. I kinda hope I just get shot.

by Zane the Weatherman February 19, 2011

blopper

a peice of shit that plops when its made

wow u just made a blopper i heard it from 10 years away

by rfhdas December 28, 2005