Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008

blobo

Blobo is a term used to describe a male gentleman who is both black and homeless.

That nigger is a fucking blobo, swear down.

by harleydem July 11, 2009

blerbs

Basicly it's a mixture of bla, meaning boring and burbs meaning subburbs.

Yeah I live in the blerbs... It kinda sux.

by Fireborn February 7, 2006

Blobcident

The untimely oncoming of a lady's peroid whilst the gentleman is pleasuring her cunt with his mouth.

Last night Andy told me how he could taste blood for a week after a nasty blobcident.

by ESP February 27, 2008

Blobber

One who frequents pleasure such as that of excess food and spending whole paychecks on prostitutes in establishments such as Tijuana, Mexico.

Omar is such a Blobber. Its payday and he asked me to drive him to TJ, but not before we stop by hometown buffet. His treat.

by MrGB December 19, 2013

Blob

1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.

2: Idk.

"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"

by w00t123 May 12, 2010

Blob

To fill a ton of condoms with water, then place them all on a person's front lawn or porch in the middle of the night.

Are we gonna Blob Tom's house? He deserves it for being a total douche.

by pierro66 December 7, 2010