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Text blizzard

Inundated by a large number of texts
I just got a text blizzard. I wish she wouldn’t send so many texts in such a short period of time!
by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
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The Blizzard

The blizzard- the act of having a girl jack you off and making you nut on your ceiling fan then turning it on as she runs around getting as much ejaculation in her mouth as possible
Nancy last night was so fun chad gave me the blizzard
by OOOGA DOOOOGA June 13, 2022
mugGet the The Blizzardmug.

oreo blizzard

the oreo blizzard consists of putting oreos up your asshole so far that you vomit them out so they come out the other hole (your mouth).
bro me and this chick just had the best oreo blizzard last night
by damo dazza February 28, 2024
mugGet the oreo blizzardmug.

Scissor Blizzard

An all girl orgy
I walked into the bachelorette party to surprise her but I was the one who was surprised when I saw the Scissor Blizzard going on.
by Gamemaster21 October 30, 2019
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Detroit blizzard

The sexual act of having sex from behind and before you cum stick one thumb in her but and she comes up and sceams you ejaculate in your other hand and slap her in the face with it
I was free until I gave her a Detroit blizzard and now I'm on a list
by Putitincider October 12, 2023
mugGet the Detroit blizzardmug.

blizzard wizard

Person 1: Did you see that guy in the playground?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a total blizzard wizard.
by blizzard wizard March 17, 2022
mugGet the blizzard wizardmug.

blizzarding

when you ring someones doorbell as many times as it takes for them to answer then when they open the door you rip off your pants and jizz all over their face
me and thomas are going blizzarding
by K. Karter March 15, 2025
mugGet the blizzardingmug.

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