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Blitz

A type of weed that is cultivated locally in western New York. Often complemented by the shavings of toenails from a lineage of people in western New York.
by Tesha W. August 19, 2017
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the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.
“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
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Blitz

My favorite Youtuber that plays a lot of games and is also quite funny sometimes.
Have you seen Blitz's Hydroneer or Slime Rancher video?
by I hope no one has used this October 5, 2020
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Blitz

Used in powerscaling communities when someone can not react to the speed of an oncoming attack or attacker. An example is luffy getting hit by Kaido's thunder bagua in one piece. In real life people get blitzed by gun bullets.

A perception blitz is when someone can not even percieive the speed of an attack or attacker because how fast it or they are moving and a reaction blitz is when the person being blitzed can see the attack or attacker about to them but just can not react in time because it or they are too fast
Luffy got blitzed by Kaido.

Your goat got speed bltized.
by Zkrane September 19, 2025
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the blitz

A group of people who do your bidding, usually pertaining to gang violence.
“Yo, Jaquan talking mad crazy on the net, what are you gonna do about this?”

“He better watch his mouth before I send the blitz”
by reggie from zombieland December 12, 2024
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Thermal Blitz

Thermal blitz can be described as a person who is not only hot as hell but is amusing and funnier than anyone compared :). Thermal blitz is clever, and the type of person you want to send wholesome memes to. Always treat a thermal blitz with care, respect, and your love and support.
Person one: Thermal Blitz is a meme :/

Person 2: a great fuckin meme :)
by hotdamnitsbirdy May 27, 2018
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Blitz

A word used to cancel out or reverse a reward, (depending on how you and your friends play it), in the shotgun game. The driver has final say if the passengers argue about whether or not the person calling "blitz" cancels out the other person's claim to shotgun in which it's a race, fight or contest to the claim of front seat, or if it is a reversal and the person calling blitz now gets to sit up front. Blitz's can be avoided by saying "Shotgun no Blitz."
Phil: Nick and Mike are you ready to leave?

Mike: Yells "Shotgun!"

Nick: Yells "Blitz!"

They both argue until Phil claims the blitz cancels out the shotgun claim.

Both Nick and Mike have a contest and jerk each other off to see who cums first and whoever does has to sit in the back.

Mike: Damnit I'm about to cum!

Nick wins and gets to sit up front.

While sitting up front Nick farts and Phil yells doorknob.

Nick: "Blitz!"

Phil: Blitz doesn't work in the doorknob game only in the shotgun game!

Nick: Googles it and realizes he's wrong.

Phil and Mike beat the shit out of Nick
by Daddy Domt Mess Around July 31, 2017
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