Skeet Blanket

A blanket that a male uses to jack off into.

"No! Don't Use That Blanket!"
"Ew Man, Is That Your Skeet Blanket?"

by Big Cheezey March 31, 2009

Blake

Blake is a very common name. He is smart, dangerously handsome, sweet, likeable, flocked by girls, some people would call him perfect, but he is modest and disagrees. Most of guys are jealous.

Girl: Blake you're perfect
Blake: No I'm not

by truth_girl202 January 2, 2011

Blake

a bum's dick

pulling a blake is when you reject societys overly romanticizd stereotype of a basic supposedly sexy and sophisticared egocentric name and their highest of hopes and come to the conclusion that the clown show of life all amounts to nothing more than a bum's dick

by King Krap October 4, 2020

pigs in blankets

Chipolata sausages wrapped in bacon.. Also known in the UK as Devils on horseback.. Usually eaten at Christmas

On christmas day we had Pigs In Blankets with lunch...

by The Real Bungle January 10, 2007

Blake Griffin

A robot being used for a secret project by the US government that buttrapes the shit out of any tall NBA players and posterize dunks on them

Blake Griffin had such a monster throwdown yesterday on KG, he's probably still wondering what happened.

by Pseudonym41212 March 18, 2011

Emma Blackery

Emma is a youtuber who lives in England and shaved her head for charity. Emma is currently in a relationship with Luke Cutforth. Her most popular series being "feel good 101" in which she gives advice about how to build self esteem and how to deal with the shit life gives you.

"whats your favorite series emma blackery did"
"feel good 101"

by ballsackblackery December 16, 2014

blankenstien

something loved by you dearly and kept forever, usually a BLANKET, or a blankie for short, or a teddy bear
WAY BETTER AND COOLER AND AWESOMER THAN NAF NAFS

I just want to snuggle up with my blankenstien right now

by Brooketookbook May 16, 2011