bench

Past Participle: Benched
Gerund: Benching

1. Masturbating.
2. A form of lifting weights while laying down.

A: "Bro, you bench?"
B: "Hell yeah, dude. I did two sets last night and I was so exhausted."
A: "Same, did two and it was wet everywhere afterwards. Had to clean up."
B: "haha, yeah, happens. Let's go grab lunch, I'm kinda hungry."

by wikiPika October 26, 2020

benched

1. To be in serious trouble.

2. To be unsightly, unpleasant, or inferior.

"Bro, I just benched that test."

"That pizza was so bench."

by lalaland045 March 4, 2024

Bench

To be HARD

Also used as a way to decribe an attractive female.

Can be applied to just about anything.

Yo that girl had me bench last night almost jizzed in my pants.

by Benchboy June 8, 2018

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

Bench Wheeling

To Brag or Otherwise boast about off-road driving, despite not hitting the trails in months.

See also : Bench Racing

Don't listen to Bud, he's just loves bench wheeling. He hasn't hit a trail with us in months.

by You Out Here Bro? May 28, 2022

Bench Warmer

Bench warmer means someone that doesnt play in game a lot derfor warming the bench. a bench warmer is a player of a game that isnt played and is most likely trash at the game with no playtime.

coach: sitt on the bench vithu! your trash!

vithu: alright coach, i guess ill be a bench warmer...
*vithu sits on bench for the rest of the game*

by allmeraMIMI February 5, 2024

Bench Knocking

Bench Knocking:noun; The mechanical skill of tapping, hitting or smacking some mechanical or electrical device into working properly.

It is well known amongst the mechanically inclined as a skill and is much more than luck....although it adds to one's cool.

To Bench Knock: To use the skill of Bench Knocking.

Henry Winkler ... Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli and the means by which he produced working equipement is a perfect example of "Bench Knocking"

To hit something with ones hand or foot and then it operates when before it was unfunctioning is bench knocking.

"I bench knocked that soda machine and it game me my soda that I paid for!", said the exhausted and frustrated teen.

by Black-Ice-Bandit October 8, 2008