moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".

by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008

Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!

Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!

by The Creep1 November 21, 2010

ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

Bellorix

very cool napoleonic officer

"Wow! Bellorix is an amazing officer!"

by FatherSoter March 8, 2021

Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 28, 2011

Ultimate Balloon Deflation

When a male shaves his pubic area, and believes that cold water will help prevent razor burn. He then turns his shower on and sets it to as cold as it can get and holds the shower head at the most 3 inches from his penis and testicles for at least 10 seconds. Once the cold water is shot on his penis and testicles he watches his privates contract to his body for warmth. Eventually, the contracting leads to an ultimate pain, where the male's testicles feel like they are going to explode.

"Yo so I was chilling out by myself and I thought i would clean up downstairs. I tried to water my cactus patch, to prevent the burn but the only thing i got out of it was ULTIMATE BALLOON DEFLATION. Ouch."

by Woofles January 15, 2006

South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride

The act of farting in a girls pussy by wrapping her vagina lips around the asshole of a gassy friend.

After a night of eating too many sloppy joes and hearing constant bitching from his wife, Andrew finally agreed to give Sarah the South Jersey Hot Air Balloon Ride she always wanted.

by FlipDogBoy February 22, 2011