Chicken-Beating Marathon

The act of a male masturbating 26 times in a day.

Can be done with friends, and like monopoly, the rules can also be changed.

For example:
You must be able to successfully ejaculate 26 times. If you shoot a blank, you fail.

*start of day*
Jeff: Wanna do a chicken-beating marathon?
Mark: Yeah, sounds like a plan!

*end of day*
Mark: Red raw...

by Hawt Chocolate December 18, 2011

my dad is beating me

he was arguing with my mom and he hit me

bruh moment my dad is beating me

by black enslaver 69 October 1, 2019

Behaving British

Fuckwits acting dominated by their most primitive emotions only to fuck people's lives and experience an immense feeling of guilt and regret after having fucked the things up.

Hey man! You'd better stop behaving britishly or you'll likely regret the outcome!

by L.A.N.G June 27, 2016

Behaviour

Behavio(u)r = English Correct
Behavi(or) = American Incorrect

Ron: Hey, I’m going to Urban Behavior; I’ve got to buy some Jeans. I’ll talk to you later.
James: You mean behaviour?
Ron: Huh? Why do you English people have the extra vowel in there? It doesn’t make sense!
James: The extra vowel, in most cases, is silent, but American brains can’t handle the extra task in figuring that out. Plus, that’s the original English way we’ve always spelled behaviour, but thanks to Noah Webster, he decided to get creative, one day, and misspell our words. That’s very unoriginal!
Ron: I thought English came from America?
James: ENG-lish came from ENG-land, way before America was even a country.
Ron: Whatever, bye!

by Charles Wright June 20, 2012

beating

having to much sex in a short period of time like having sex 7 times in 1 day

dude last night my dick got such a beating cause i pulled an all-nighter

by 2fast4u2handle July 6, 2010

beating the bunny

Something everyone does but only 10% will openly admit to. Term popularized by teens during the run of the film Beating the Bunny. See spanking the monkey.

Mom: (*opens door*) WHAT...ARE...YOU...DOING?!

Billy: Just beating the bunny, mom. Chill out.

by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008

critter beating

Driving around with one or more friends at night killing small animals with "beaters". Beaters consist of baseball bats, field hockey sticks, machetes, lawn mower blades, or any other instrument that will fuck up a small animal. Animals usually killed while beating are opposums, raccoons, porcupines, cats, rabbits, deer(hit with car to dissable deer, then exterminate with beater). Animals to stay away from: skunks, bear and dogs that are in peoples yards. Owners of dogs usually dont like to see people beating the fuck out of their dog.

Adam: Hey luke wanna go critter beating tonight?
Luke: Sure, i'll grab my beaters and be right over.
Adam: okay sounds good, i hope we get a coon or opposum.
Luke: yeah and hopefully not a skunk!

by Plasticupp June 28, 2010