carpet bagel

An obnoxious or contemptible person, a douche bag. One that has no fucking clue as to what they are doing, but think they do. These individuals are very often Hypocrites.

1. That Democrat is such a carpet bagel.

by naciremalaerA July 10, 2018

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

pizza bagel

A combination of both an Italian and a Jew. When combined, the two equal one word, BRILLIANT!

Pizza Bagel Brilliant!

by pbb May 10, 2007

Beelzebub

Not Satan.

It is an ancient Jewish pisstake on a pagan god, Ba'al Zebul (which means Lord of the High House).

The Israelites changed it to Beelzebub which means Lord of the Flies as a diss.

Beelzebub does not mean Satan, it means Lord of the Flies

by Anonymous August 11, 2003

Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

by WTFC's? October 16, 2008

fuckin bagel

What you say during lunch out loud for no reason.

"Have a lot of homeowrk today?"
"FUCKIN BAGELS."

by Kingsplayer2 February 4, 2009