filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.

Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.

by Freebie December 9, 2012

congratulate yourself

Self Masterbation.

You can't congratulate yourself too much or you could say, I saw that guy congratulating himself last night in the bushes.

by Monkey Time September 2, 2017

hell with yourself

hell with yourself is usually a southern phrase. it's what you say to another person he or she does something out of the ordinary funny.

that joke was hilarious. you so hell with yourself

by ig:wopverse May 7, 2016

cunt yourself

/kʌnt jɔ ˈsɛlf,jʊəˈsɛlf,jəˈsɛlf/

Verb-

The act of tearing your dick in half, becoming a female then having a phallus penetrate the torn Urethra.

Hey Nathen, go cunt yourself faggot.

by MostBroken April 12, 2019

mcfuck yourself

what you say when you don't want to take out the Mctrash to the Mcgarbage when you're Mcdrunk.

you can go Mcfuck yourself. nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare!

by CWildt March 2, 2020

Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

Love yourself

Must love yourself

Please love yourself

by Army yoon July 8, 2020